If you think that a kiss is all in the lips, well, you've got it all wrong.

I'm finally getting around to formulating this...

So lately there've been two commercials I've seen that're pissing me off: 1) The Carl's Jr. commercial where the guy's with his girlfriend checking out one of the waitresses who's all trying to pseudo-seduce him and shit. And he's watching and smiling. And when his girlfriend hits him or whatever, he just goes, "What?" Funny that this is also the All-Tel douche bag (the dyed hair made me think he was homosexual.) and the 2)nd is the Hotel Aquarius commercial that has a scene of a similar thing happening. Wife\girlfriend playing the slots, older man (mid-40's) checking out a younger woman (20's). Wife hits husband, husband goes innocent, the same "What?" face.

Well, I'll tell you what: YOU'RE DISRESPECTING YOUR WOMAN. You don't deserve a woman if you're gonna be a degrading cunt who sits there, next to her, and stares at other women. The girl is NICE enough to be with you, even if though you're some perv-cunt-asshole who takes either his girlfriend to either a Hot Wings place for a date, or to fucking LAUGHLIN, NV (where the people are the same age as the temperature: 99+). That's not romantic. That's just stupid. And you have no right to be, oh, y'know, checking out other women. Do that on your own time. Or when you're single, especially. But not in front of another girl. Especially one who's willing to put up with your shit.

"Women think these Will Smiths or Leonardo Dicapricocks are gonna come waltzing off the screen and into their lives, take them to some place romantic like the Olive Garden, or a Pizzeria Uno, then take them home and make love to them with a condom on without fingering their asshole. Well, wake up. These men don't have the time. I do." ---Dave Attell, "Skanks for the Memories"